| | I really wanted to blog about all the wild and wacky news, but everything happened too fast. Here's the quick and dirty:
- Crazy astronaut lady plots to do disturbing things to a romantic rival, wears diaper: JealousAstronaut.com
- Ad campaign for ATHF movie causes panic in Boston, little blinky LiteBrite-ish Mooninites mistaken for bombs:
- Anna Nicole Smith dies. Media cares because she had gi-huge-ic boobs.
- Anna Nicole Smith's baby's paternity narrowed from 5 potential skeezes to one specific douche.
- On April 15, I turned 23. I had tickets to Blue Man Group but missed the show. We went to see Meet the Robinsons in 3D instead. I liked it way more then I expected.
- On April 16, the nation went mad... I don't want to politicize the tragedy, but this couldn't have happened if Cho Seung-Hui hadn't had access to a gun.
Last Thursday, we had the first Democratic debate. I went in leaning heavily towards Obama, but he honestly seemed like he left his balls at home. Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel seemed to have shared Obama's relinquished scrotal contents between each other, with Gravel getting the larger ball and a side-order of Crazy Fries. Dennis Kucinich impressed me most. I (and about 12 other people) actually voted for him in the '04 primary. To me, he represents what the Democratic Party should be and hasn't been in a long time. *cough*Also,hiswifeishot.*cough* Mike Gravel was a trainwreck. Even though I agreed with most of what he said, he was so shrill, he came off like the guy from Network. I kept expecting him to yell "You damn kids get off my lawn!" and shoot a Hatfield.
Tonight, the Repulicans had a debate. I haven't seen it yet and I really don't want to. But I will, G-d help me. Keep watching this blog for my analysis of which candidate has the deepest cranio-colon relationship.
Debatably yours,
Jamie
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